Bwahahahahahah!
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Yes! Yes!!
Now, one may ask - what the Fuck?!
Realise something about Northern Europe's History just prior to the time of this depiction of Christ - The Vikings had streamed over in their waves, bringing their plants with them. Modern Academia are basically in consensus on the idea that the Viking "Beserker" warriors, for instance, were taking mushrooms. They would "see the Gods", ie. Wotan/Odin, Thor etc and would have been therefore utterly fearless in battle, eager and ready to go to Viking Heaven!
The Vikings oftentimes enough settled in the areas they conquered, and similar to the Mongols would oftentimes enough become "integrated" into their host cultures. Mongols became "Chinese" etc, and Vikings became "Christian". Blessed Scandinavians, they brought their magic mushies with them!
I mean, Look At This Picture! Isn't it just one of the most hilarious things you have Ever seen? Medieval Europe, and Jesus shown as saying "Psychedelic Mushrooms are Good" indeed "They are like Angelic Intermediaries" (I mean, come on - Four Angels, Four Mushrooms)
And to top it off, the Mushrooms are portrayed in a form that is unambiguously Anthropomorphic, and this perfectly is in line with what countless peoples have said about mushies and other entheogens, describing them as "beings". Now, whether you think this is silly or whatever, who cares? Point is, what a Hilarious depiction of Jesus!
Jesus depicted as Lord of Magical Plants. The Canterbury Psalter, c. 1147 CE.
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